This is the #phreak quotes file, collected by firebug
This file has no permanant home, because I don't think it deserves one. 
If you like the quotes file, give me quotes. Please.
You can dump them to me on irc or email them to me.  Giving me quotes is
absolutely vital to the continuation of the quotes file. These are in mostly
chronological order, starting sometime around June '96. These are pretty much
all verbatim, with some very few exceptions of typos and misspellings fixed...
msgs are not necessarily to/from me.
.. this quotes file has been appended to by no_ana since firebug has
disappeared off the face of the planet, yet people still continue to say
stupid shit ..

*punkgrrl* I would rather fry my tits in burning acid then come to #phreak
(punkgrrl == gothgrrl)

<vishooz> nothing jews dont like ever works entirely

<Voyager> Real cyber sex is fucking an IRC hoe at DefCon.

<Voy> Basically, "eleetness" means "bullshit"

<Set0n> yo..if any girl..ANY girl fingered my ass with my sack in her mouth
        i'd piss in her mouth.
<wr> set0n, you just say that cause your girlie won't let you near her butt.

<Set0n> most girls i know if you even like reach half an inch past their cooter
they get all ansy and like pull yer hand back so you dont put it in their butt.
<wr> maybe you just know the wrong girls.

<wr> i haven't had a good ass fingering in about a week now
<wr> i'd say i'm way overdue.

<firebug> i heard wr touched a dog
<wr> i heard i fucked a german sheppard

<noise> but i dont like boys
<noise> i like goats

<Sinner> its a cool game for a game

<firebug> i cant decide whether the official #phreak motto should be the
          punkgrrl quote, or this one
<firebug> <wr> i haven't had a good ass fingering in about a week now
<Sinner> ummm
<Sinner> if she got a good ass fingering a week ago
<Sinner> it was from herself

<firebug> TITS N ASS, LOVELY PUSSY
<tnalp> Frantic incestuous repulsive enfant, beats up girls

<firebug> but i've had a whole arm up my ass and it didn't hurt

<wr> vic: a penis may be painful, but a small finger? gimme a break

*NyTrO* blueboxes work, if you call from a fortress

<phive_0> heh, well I gotta lug this huge penis around wit me

<philter> i've been looking alot into phreaking the last 3 mo.s

<NOFX> call wiating werks on the same principal as an aqua box

<QwErTzZ> firebug: if calling card generators dont work than how the fuq am i
          supposed 2 get myself a calling card number ??

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<resistor> oops
<resistor> wrong network :)
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<acidmelt> When I send a 2600 down the line why dont i get in ?

<Outatime> why would anyone want a blue box... except for historical evidence

<fook> Can I ask what a code is and not sound stupid?

<DONT> i wanna freak the tv company

(UnaBombar/#phreak) cool I actually got a take over to work

<jagger-> whats up phreaks?
<jagger-> question: what is a phreak?????

<fook> Ahhh.. I once knew a girl who lived at 911-1234.  She was a rescue
       worker, in fact.

<noise> this server is jewish

<Exoduz> Does anyone know how to make free phone calls?

<chmawd> did yo uknow, firebug, that your nick is really hard to type
<chmawd> while drunk

<HeVnScenT> does anyone know how i can contact Jolly Roger?

<sdancer-> they forwarded my line to a kkk vmb or something.

<Addstar> by the way how do i find out who has Ops here?
<Sinner> well we will all kikc you and yu count the kcisk
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*** Addstar has been kicked off channel #phreak by wr (two)
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*** Addstar has been kicked off channel #phreak by firebug (four)

<spatula> y0u ar3 n0th1ng s1nc3 the intr0duct1on 0f t1mest4mp1ng

*stevv* there all long distance how can i call them?

<RiN> ne1 know how or where i can find out how to scramble my phone line
<eternal> RiN: rsa phones are available you need 2... only 2k each
<RiN> eternal is there another way
<RiN> i want to make my calls untraceable not so someone cant listen in

<Oxygen> water is one hydrogen and 2 oxygen atoms...

<viciouz> girls like alix arent even in my league

<phrac> gothgrrl = wntrose ??

<Treker> Sorry I did not know you were an op

*Treker* I've heard of female hackers Susan Thunder(She hanged
         out with Mitnick)
*Treker* Umm yes but she did hack
*Treker* Have you read CyberPunk?

<Hiro> what do they do to you if you get cought freaking
<Hiro> preaking
<Hiro> phreaking

<Hiro> nobodys penis is bigger than mine

<Fiji> anyone here play with 800 #'s?

*** phelon has been kicked off channel #phreak by firebug (apologize to her
    for calling her a stuffed squirrel)

<chmawd> how could anyone be outta alix's league?

<viciouz> Israeli girls arent nearly as promiscuous as american girls
<Serpent> American girls arn't nearly as promiscuous as they should be.

<oplink> i got a bunch of gov. and mil. addys, but i need passwords

*CyberSpy* your version responce kicks ass
*CyberSpy* how did you do it ?

*CyberSpy* does unix have a guui interface?

<vicious> its sort of nice to see letters pop up half an hour after you
          typed them
<vicious> you get this deja vou feeling

<viciouz> ZOG dosnt bomb
<viciouz> ZOG buys

<darkfox> Quik Beige Box FAQ: <fone>---<aligator clips>---<fone line>

<kwisatz> i had a clue once... but i sold it for an oki

<illusionX> Hey, Are 1800callatt calling cards safe to use at home?
<phelon> of course they are
<illusionX> shoudl i just *70 it?
<phelon> yeah, that helps.. always do *70 just to be sure
<illusionX> Thanks

<D-FENS> yeah but do you get a dialtone off a cow?

<kitten> well, how hard is it to login to the switch and check the line? :)

<wr> i don't have no bun in the oven, i've got a whole loaf in there

* ^SeTh^ wonders why no one drinks milk here??
<firebug> BECAUSE THERES NO ROOM FOR MILK IN MY BODY WITH ALL THIS CRACK

<HoSTiLe> phreaking is alot of things
<HoSTiLe> not just phones

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<Filter> x
<Filter> bye
<Filter> quit
<Filter> shit
<Filter> ?
<Filter> exit
*** Signoff: Filter (Leaving...)

<No3scap3> Anyone have some good TXTs for newbies??
<kokey> just read all the phracks
<kokey> that'll keep you away from us for a while

<No3scap3> I'm new.... I have the tones for the payphone and that is about it.

<sludge> How do you use a blubox?
<Unknown3> sludge: call someone, then use 2600Hz, then you should hear a funny
           noise.  then use KP+number+ST
<Unknown3> it might not work though

<wizkid> I was taling on the DEFCON voice bridge, and someone told me about
         putting 34 khz on ypur phone line to kill ANI.  Is there any truth to
         this>

<firebug> the best way to generate 34khz is of course with a spork

<jennifer_> Hi everyone! Can someone please teach me how to become a phone
            phreak???

<ShadowRnr> can someone send me some redbox quarter tones in .wav format like
            about 2.00 worth

<gothgrrl> who set this retarded topic?
<gothgrrl> oh
<gothgrrl> haha
<gothgrrl> I did

<wr> well right now i'm only 19 and my breasts don't sag
<firebug> cause you dont have any
<wr> i do
<wr> and they keep growing

*amity* ops me
*amity* fl00d said i was an op whore

<firebug> intensity do you have a permit for that nick?
<iNt3nSiTy> yes
<iNt3nSiTy> i even paid extra to get the 3 added

*** Mode change "-oo noise elast1c" on channel #phreak by gothgrrl
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<CryptKpr> does any one know where i can get a 6.502457409Mhz crystal at ?

<rush2> she fux people on irc (most of the people here are virgins and will be
        til they get the $$$ for a good whorehouse)

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(yes, that was real. oops.)

<rush2^> the scene was doing good until amity got into it
(in fairness to rush2, that turned out to be nitro-187 impersonating him)

<ToneX> Blue Boxing is old school.  Red Boxing is the Blue Boxing of the 90's.

<ToneX> ESS sucks- anyone know ways around it?

<ZaTaN> what wire do i cut to make it impossible to hang up, green or red?

<kaen> ircii ... is that for unix?

<Kyosuke> can someone here get me an 888 ?
<phelon> kyosuke: call directory assistance.

<ChainheaD> how do i go about getting 3 way anyway..juss call teh phone
            company?

<Pioneer_> how many bytes in a bit

<plexor> sdr is friends with every1

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    second)

*niteeboy* fuck you ya dumb ass fat shit dick computer ass fucking phreak
           wanna be cunt hole shit box nigga without a fuckin tan you ball of
           ugly fat butter, crisco fuck head...fuck off!!!

<kahnn> viciouz.. is cisco a unix or something
<kahnn> could you get me an acct

<kahnn> sorry but... just to make sure.. what are routers..

<el4n> and seeing how she didnt have a prachute on
<el4n> maby it was suicide.

<el4n> i was a perfect little angle

<el4n> i swear
<el4n> my dog licks his penis, then he looks at me and SMILES !

*Holly* i don't need codes <what ever those are??!?!> i need some calling
        cards...

<CyPhOn> mOft, what do you suggest I do to the 5ESS?  Brute hack it?

<jog> could anyone tell me how i could get ahold of cert?
<solctice> jog: email you dipshit
<jog> i did but he didn't respond

<bspline> My kat just picked up a bag of 256k simms and ran out of the room

<sdr> firebug
<sdr> no mess with pbxphreak
<sdr> he is elite

<kaotik> pbxphreak came by my house once and tried to make love to my
         calculator

<viciouz> god
<viciouz> am i horny
<viciouz> i swear
<viciouz> i could eat a horse

<PunX> Red Boxes don't work anymore.

<viciouz> NO FAIR
<viciouz> MY ZITS ARE ALL OUT OF PUSS

<viciouz> solctice ....my penis is smaller then yours

<Set0n> i always knew radi was nothing but a fucking warez pup.
<idar> not just any warez pup.
<idar> im the warez pup of #phreak

<amity> i am not a used mattress

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<specop1> I am new to the internet and earlier I tryed to check out #2600 but
          before I could even type anything I was banned, does anybody know
          why this happend?

<Huge_Cock> im in your computer now fire bug
<Huge_Cock> time to FORMAT YOUR WINDOWS DIRECTORY
*Huge_Cock* you better say "i am a lamer and Joseph is god" on #phreak
*Huge_Cock* or your windws partition goes BYE BYE
*Huge_Cock* ill file wipe it

[mutha:(genie@bridge.net)] in 1990 the net was barely existant(other than for
educational and govt)
v
<solctice> WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOUNTAINS....THERE ARE NO MOUNTAINS IN
           ARIZONA....JUST CACTUSES AND DED K0W SKULLZ.
<solctice> I KNOW WHAT ARIZONA IS LIKE...I WATCH BUGS BUNNY

<no_ana> you fuqn ded kows are confusing me!

*gothgrrl* i bet they have secret cameras and can see everybody using windows
           95 and I bet they laugh and laugh

<gothgrrl> <r0yal> why am I am such a butthole? btw: my friend Acid Rain is 16
<gothgrrl>         and he was ondering if u were seeing anyone.

<solc> SLOPPY
<solc> YOU HAVE TOTALLY WORTHLESS WAREZ

<bspline> Are we having an elimination tournament?

<solctice> hey goth steal me an oki 900
<bspline> solc: did you know that oki 900s have been discontinued for two
          years?

<firebug> dcc me linux-386 binary
<firebug> binary, i said, argh
<sdr> ummm
<sdr> where do I find that?
<sdr> I am stupid
<sdr> tell me where
<firebug> uhm, dont you run it
<sdr> no
<sdr> this is a 486
<firebug> uhmmmm
<sdr> so i run i486

<solctice> I'd commit suicide but I'm too afraid it will hurt.
<solctice> plus, that would be the easy way out.
<solctice> I never get that depressed anyway ......
<viciouz> solc
<viciouz> people who go through life
<viciouz> searching for the difficult way to do things
<viciouz> are either assembly programmers or mazochists

<D4T4R4P3>  *spygrl*  eye kant read yer writing
<D4T4R4P3> why c0me?
<D4T4R4P3> wut'z wr0ng wif my aingleesh sk1llz?

<fizeek> sumone help me out here..10288 changed.. new number?

<bspline> hey solctice guess what happened today.
<solctice> uhhh...you played netris?
<bspline>  no...Bell Atlantic was supposed to install 16 new lines to Butler.
<bspline> and instead of installing them.
<bspline> they cut throught the fiber cable for the whole town.
<bspline> 'uhhh...sorry'

*** CTCP PING reply from Neural: -86778 seconds

<Datarape> eye kall myself sumtymez
<Datarape> I like t0 catch up with me.
<Datarape> see wut I've been up to
<Datarape> etc.

<Set0n> no way sdr..i am not calling new jersey.
<Set0n> my phone always has to be disinfected after i call there.

<spies> i just did and the guy told me to just call '0' and ask for the # i'm
        at but that sounds sorta risky 

*elastic* YOU SLOBBERING IMBECILE, I'M GOING TO CUT YOU RIGHT
BENEATH THE RIB CAGE, AND FUCK THE WOUND FOR HOURS & HOURS, MY RED COCK
THRUSTING, INTRUDING, YOUR HEAVING ABDOMEN, SUCKING THE SEMEN FROM THE ROOT
OF MY SEX.
-> *elastic* I like it when you talk dirty :)

*viciouz* I think I'l take Scandinavia off the net today. It's been
          annoying me lately.

*viciouz* the only thing that would make me less depressed in the long run
*viciouz* is a gunshot wound to the head
*viciouz* i have a horizontal asimptote in my life
*viciouz* at y='happy'
*viciouz* and a vertical one at x='g0rlie-g0rl'

<tweekd> can cellular phone calls be trace back to the people that you call?
<tr1be> ONLY IF THEY ARE ORIENTAL YOU DUMB FUCK

<SWinder> the other day I mis-dialed 1800SKYPAGE and got some whacked gay
          900 ad.
<SWinder> there was some guys voice telling me how bad I wanted him and
          that I wanted to call his $50/call 900 number.

<Cypher> anyone here into hacking?
<Cypher> or just phreaking..
<SWinder> i am only into fucking small children cypher.
<SWinder> afterall..computer hacking is illegal.

<dtech> [|^Freak^|!la3480@atlcom.net] what's wrong with windows?
<dtech> [|^Freak^|!la3480@atlcom.net] what's so great about UNIX?

*** Topic for #phreak: [PBXPhreak!telco@com] no one has heard from you b4..
    you are a no one...
*** Topic was set on #phreak by dtech at Wed Oct 30 16:58:32 1996

<dtech> [PBXPhreak!telco@com] ya.. ok... you dont even know me... and who are
        you
<dtech> +mr... i have no sk11ls.. so i join #phreak.. so i can scam some k0dez
<dtech> +from someone

<SWinder> we have had ONE trick or treater.
<SWinder> how the hell am i supposed to make dinner with just one kid.

<fram[phf]> fram was around before most of you had hair on their balls
<fram[phf]> and, fram will still be around when you get some sdr
<sdr> fram: that will be sometime this year

<gothgrrl> IM THINKIN ABOUT A THING
<gothgrrl> A BIG THING
<bspline> HOW BIG OF A THING?
<gothgrrl> bspline: ask firebug

<b_> DID YOU HAVE FUN AT PUMPCON?
<ip> yeah.
<ip> i had a fuckin blast.
<b_> ip: I had fun blasting urine on you

<Phaeton> anybody here have a win95 email bombing proggie

<Opp> *_jobe_* Do you have the new tone generator that defeats a busy signal?

<gothgrrl> they said there had my social security number
<gothgrrl> but
<gothgrrl> they didnt even have my right last name

<firebug> riley we're going to teach our kids to hate spics except for b_
          right?
<gothgrrl> no
<gothgrrl> were not
<firebug> why not?
<gothgrrl> i dont think im going to allow you to speak to our kids

(those last two were said in #hack but i like them sooo much)

<elastic> i'm looking for ferns

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<elastic> creative nick, phreak.
*** Mode change "+b *!*@*erols.com" on channel #phreak by elastic
*** phreak has been kicked off channel #phreak by elastic (faggot.)
<elastic> [random!user@erols.com] i tried to part a channel but i wrote my
          name in by mistake but then i found out there was a channel by that
          name so i joined it. sorry if that bothers you lameass motherfucker

<AIDS> i miss my mom
<AIDS> she'z under the bed in a box
<AIDS> sometimes i take her out and pretend that shez still alive
<AIDS> *sob*

<Slaine> shit ive been yakin all nite and havent noticed the +m

<grave> who's going to cuervo
<no_ana> I might be
<no_ana> but I'm not much for drinking beer in mexico
<no_ana> i'm sorry
<no_ana> but i stay out of third world countries
<no_ana> or places where the water is brown

<plexor> serp: i voted for perot last time
<serpent> plex: perot won't win but it's better than voting for clinton or gore.
<solctice> CLINTON 'OR' GORE?
<solctice> that would be clinton 'and' gore
<solctice> or clinton 'or' dole
<Serpent> soltice: Or any of those other cheese niggers.

<Sinner> if you want to get people mad
<Sinner> go to #israel
<Sinner> and say nothing spells luvin like a j00 in the oven
<Sinner> or go to #blaklife
<Sinner> and ask them what web page can you buy niggers from
<Sinner> you know whats really funny
<Sinner> some spic was hassling me in mt kisco
<Sinner> so i said. i know where i can buy niggers from
<Sinner> but where do you buy a spic
<Sinner> and he goes over there in the other parking lot
<Sinner> it seems the mexican day labourours all meet in the other parking lot
<Sinner> and like people show up and like hire them for the day to landscape
         their yards or rake their leaves or mow their lawns or something

<AMNEZZIA> I'm hacking a server so i will buy a laptop with no money

<K1D> dtech:  do you want me to crush yer connection right now niggah?
<K1D> nah, i'm too tired to go link shit up.
<K1D> address me as "KID THE ELITE"

<vier:#germany> we don't even have words to describe motherfuckers like
                you, gitm

<Phonetag> Somebody gimme ops, everybody else's got it!

<par> where do i ping an irc server to caus a split?

<j-> i just got a call from usdirect saying im a finalist in a win a geo metro
     contest.

<phigan> dood thursday is cheese soup day at denny's.

<ReDragon> ana
<ReDragon> im editor of phrack, will you lay down with me?

*sdr* b_ and red just owned my box

<gee-man> you stpo at a stpo sign and the gestapo pulls you over and 
          scream EBPRTO! STPO! at you
 
*Shock* do you know of the name of the new email bomb prog?

<the-Devil> i would like the assistance of a hacker if some one is un busy
*the-Devil* i'm looking for someone to hack a mud for me

-> *b_* joo better not piss on me
(it's not actually funny but I think ip will like it)

<griffer> kewl...ok then is <login> the login deamon?

* Maks blows a penny-whistle into a payphone's reciever and gets a <FREE>
  call to Japan 
* Maks hears some Japanese nut go "kookookatchoo wasabeanie okichawa!!!"

<dtech> [ip!ip@netusa1.net] go play with symbolic linkz.

<Wolvy> se my  bud, dottir, he  is oe powerful fucking  bot, mess with 
        the #, u r histry
<Wolvy> ppl who try  and come on, who are banned, don't last  a second :)
<Wolvy> when he wants to, he talks to us and himself

<hexnix> I need a ip snoofer
<hexnix> that is up to date

<firebug> did you know that it is impossible to find a normal plunger
<xitna> i have them all, that's why

<x0x^> I HAVE NEVER LOVED A #hack GIRL BEFORE AND NEVER WILL AGAIN

<sfuze> WHY THE FUCK IS THE HINDU UPSTAIRS SHOVELING NONEXISTANT SNOW

<x0x> i fuck anything that moves and has a warm hole

<Atma7> basically, how do you hack a web page?

<UeberGoat> *vect0rx* don't cry when our country nukes yours, k?
<UeberGoat> *vect0rx* n1gg3r,, d00dle b0yz roq your world.. skool yewr ass to
            germany and back

<PBXPhreak> sdr: how did applecat do that dns entry change... did he use a irc
            spoofer.. like sirc2.c
(he was on from this.site.is.owned.com)

<Jazmine> how did you nick collide yourself with only 2 servers that are in
          perfect sync?
<bspline> jaz: I don't know, its the special firebug way of nick-colliding
          yourself

*ZeBoK!sprint00@ana-mi8-19.ix.netcom.com* please unban me I Like Your Channel
+Alot Can I Get Back In I Am On A Fake Account And I Want To TAlk Please!

<Sinner> [hackdapla!yurlevin@ip246.florida.newreach.net] Hello, I have been
         here 4 dayz now!  And the rest of the ops said that NOW i can
         be an op, thank gawd, i have waited so long.  Kan u op me now?

<sdr_> where are my opz0rz?
<dtech> sdr
<sdr> yes?
<dtech> you should be happy your not getting killed
<dtech> so dont sit around asking for +o all day
<sdr> ok

[K1D!telco@anhm01.pacbell.net] I AM YOUNG U4EA IN TRAINING..REMEMBER THAT..

*K1D* hey slut, shaddup. wow yer subnet is rad.  Man I wish I could be on it.
      DAmn. Hey I will pay you 100 dollars for every minute that I can idle
       out there.. Ohh come one please!!
*K1D* HAHAH i LOVE YOU STUPID BITCHES, GET OFF MY DICK SLUT..
*K1D* SKEWL ME BITCH HAHA!
*K1D* yer not on efnet, dalnet, yer on a subnet cunt.
*K1D* yer own littlet network.
*K1D* or how about undernet..
*K1D* is that better for you bitch?

*K1D* give me yer number, it will be pulled tommorow.
*K1D* I will put out a service order.

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<bspline> What's this button do?
*** Signoff: sdr (Read error: 0 (Unknown error)) [#phreak]
<bspline> oh

*m0ft* I have over 3,700 vax computers in underground storage waiting for you
       if you can guess what i'm thinking about right now

<Juliana> i dont date gooks... im racist

<gita> Dear God, I am a good human. I am charitable, kinda, and
       concerned. Why are you torturing me with a stinky officemate?
       Love, gita.

<oblio> and i taught you ls -la solctice
<solctice> ob; i didn'tk know that switch

<^|KiNg|^> i don't need a war dialer really.  i just got one
<^|KiNg|^> i need a pbx finder

*** TooN is toon@toon.sj.scruznet.com (RiSC-DOD-RAZOR1911)
*** TooN has been kicked off channel #phreak by fyrebug (warezkid)
*TooN* how did you know who i was
-> *TooN* i collect information on warezkids
*TooN* actually all i was gonna ask for was a sprint card..i'm a long distance
       bbs courier for razor1911

*TooN* just remember..when you play a game..and you get it from the net..just
       remember who you got it from

<Serpent> reflector: It's just a twat dude, and they taste good.
<no_ana> serpent, may I put that in the quotes file?

<pdt> seriously. gimme a girlie. so I can reboot her and stuph.
<no_ana> pdt- you couldn't even turn her on

<solc> like on a telephone,  does having 4 copper connectors in the plug
       increase clarity as opposed to 2?
<solc> like the plug n shit

<solc> WELL EVERYTHING ELSE I ASK SEEMS TO BE PRETTY FUCKING HILARIOUS AROUND
       HERE...SO I KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT OR TRY TO

<firebug> cant mirc people use channel keys?
<no_ana> mirc people can't read children's books.

<Nisop> Ok who here is a good red boxer

-> *Ragin* windoze child.
*Ragin* unix slut

*** DCC SEND:pix/rush2/rush28.bmp to longhair completed 0.5473 kb/sec
*longhair* sorry..you are definitely NOT the man of my dreams

*_rd_* lett's just say that me and bell labs are nice and friendly, know what
       i mean.

<ANSee> Hey I need to call someone LD and I cant make the call from my line..
        anyone have any free prepaid calling cards from like a promotion or
        something?

<sdr> SOMEONE HAX0R MATZOBALL.COM
<plexor> sdr: you are already backdoored
<sdr> umm
<sdr> i am plexor
<sdr> since when@#?
<plexor> since you booted linux
<sdr> plexor
<sdr> I RUN FUCKING OPENBSD
<sdr> you nigger
<sdr> so shut-up
<sdr> asswipe
<plexor> oh then you really are backdoored from the factory

*ddrew* Phone cards?  Gee, I thought we were talking about about .wav control
        parameters...

<tRolLDoLl> BooYaa, can you tell me how to hook up my micro-cassette recorder
            into a pay phone?

<ddrew> Rubius - Clue:  Can you wait until the MCI security guy is out of the
        channel before asking for PBXes...

<AsiDBoM> i buy in huge amountz, u cant put a pro in a lap, and only 250mhz iz
          a pro!!
<AsiDBoM> u lie!
<AsiDBoM> 200 iz just plain pent.

(on alliance)
-> [cheeze-] course its free. why the hell would i use it if it wasnt

<bspline> YOULL LOVE THIS FACT
<bspline> I NEVER GOT TO MEAT HIM

<AsiDBoM> i neeed caarrrdedrrz

<firebug> % #2  ( 49.21kb:   4 gets) how to eat cunt
<firebug> you want #2
<LORDTIGER> not what i'm looking 4
<firebug> you dont want to pleasure your girlie?
<LORDTIGER> i know how
<LORDTIGER> i just need something on answer machine hacking
<LORDTIGER> and ION RAY GUN's

CDCC: sending LORDTIGER pack #2 (1 file)
>>> LORDTIGER [Catt81@mariner.cris.com] requested CDCC send #2 from firebug
<LORDTIGER> **0100000027fed4
<LORDTIGER> **0100000027fed4
<LORDTIGER> **070000000067d4
<LORDTIGER> humm
<firebug> bhahahaah
<LORDTIGER> so sue me
<LORDTIGER> i'm from MIRC
<LORDTIGER> not cheap NET chat

<LORDTIGER> no nono shed be touching the picture that is inside herself

<dystro> i need a ip-spoofer:)
<dystro> for dos

<LORDTIGER> got it stored in my organizer

<LORDTIGER> Mantel der Nacht!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<LORDTIGER> der teufelrhythumus
<LORDTIGER> Les dieux regardons toi!!!
<SMAKME> shut up LORD TIGER racist asshole
<SMAKME> fucking nazi loser

*Icephreak* I can't get in there at all.
*Icephreak* Something about me needing the "correct key."
*Icephreak* ..whatever the fuck that mean.s

<elastic> if i was local to sdr i wouldn't need a girlfriend

<GyLiX> BitchX...bah there are way better scripts than that
<GyLiX> with ansi aswell

*** KruZ`666 was kicked off #phreak by firebug (warezkid)
*KruZ`666* .....sory didnt know it wasnt a warez room

*LiSA_* anyways... I stopped hacking for a while, I am really into skating now

*w3ND31* i know i'm a phreak..i'm telecom guy in acid!ansi..just i cannot set
         up a conf right now

<Maj_Hawks> Hey! We Need Some Good Hackers To Help Us Get #Art_Bell Back!!
            It's Being Held By One Guy!!! The IRCops Can't Help. We Need You!!
            Please Help Us!! /MSG Me If You Can Help!! BIG REWARD!!!

<g0vern0r> firebug: can you tell me what purple wires do

<firebug> dont op anyone. ops for 3l33tz only
<Voy> firebug: If that were true, no one here would ever have ops.

*Phuze_Box* can u do me a big favor?? I am going on vacation tonight and I
            need a calling card or 800 dialout to call my girlfriend?? All my
            calling cards are closed out... can u help???

*** Ionizer was kicked off #phreak by wr (you little nobody crack smoking slut)
<wr> *Ionizer* maybe in phreak-land i am... but not in the scene itself

<bsplyne> hrm
<bsplyne> my cat is chewing on the frame relay jack already
<bsplyne> It thought "oh wow, a foreign data interface, must chew on it"

<bspline> This channel is better than #hack when people speak.
<wr> this channel is better then #hack even when nobody talks

<cl4w> I have exploits, but I dont have a shell to use them

<smurf666> greyarea is an H/P groupie, a failry pathetic thing to be, since
           we're all a bunch of losers who don't deserve any attention :)

* sloppy has skidmarks

<KOHTPA> whats difference between 386 and ppro?
<KOHTPA> i mean does ppro has the same security hole as 386?

*Voy* I see this isn;t your first temper tantrum on #phreak, at least
      according to the people messaging me.

<Blazer> blue boxes dont work, the phone companys trace all 2600mhz sounds
         given from a line

<Blazer> it magnatized the copper wire and sent negative feedback into it

<Blazer> i do own a blazer but thats not where the nick comes from

<SerapiS> i just ate an entire fuckin pizza and feel like i'm gonna puke
<antix> hey, if u ate pizza, puke this way

<b0o> espectally that EVERYONE knows that unix is a multi-task user

*SWinder* [solctice!solctice@elite.nac.net] I'm such a mack
*SWinder* add that to the quotes file.
*SWinder* now.

<SparQ> now how do i trasfer the sounds to the xor gate
<SparQ> and then play them back

<_Juggler_> HEY I have a phone number that needs an ass beating.

-> *chesshire* are you a female?
*chesshire* hell no
*chesshire* =)
-> *chesshire* would you like to pretend you're a female for me?
*** chesshire [AandC@shelby-130.shelby.net] has left #phreak

<JoE_CaMeL> I want to learn how to modify them to pick up other
            conversations.. like Tsutomu did in The Cyberthief and the Samurai

<JoE_CaMeL> so is an Oki 900 a cell phone?

*|PC-200|* What's a toothbrush?

<Kn0e> I called my local cna and like a house wife picked up

<NetShadow> That doesn't make sense
<NetShadow> I have netcom
<NetShadow> They don't allow bots
<NetShadow> How can i have flodded someone?

<firebug> gothgrrl isnt 7 dammit
<Voy> firebug: Not until next year.

<_SuNFiRe> How do you use a blue box?

<cavalier> [savage!cavalier@hyper.dimensional.com] good your here.  I have to
           talk to you!!!  I got a call about the hack we did last week - the
           nasa.gov one... I think I'm in a lot of trouble
<cavalier> [savage!cavalier@hyper.dimensional.com] Greg, don't ignore me, we
           are going to get in big trouble over this!
<cavalier> [savage!cavalier@hyper.dimensional.com] I had to use one of your
           accounts because mine I think are being watched
<cavalier> [savage!cavalier@hyper.dimensional.com] SHIT... call me on my cell
           when you get this message!
<cavalier> boy, wouldn't that just suck... cept i'm not GREG!!@#!#
           BwahahaHAHahaHaHAHAHAHa

<PADmaster> there needs to be ops here
<PADmaster> to clean out dumbass faggots like firebug

<firebug> i tried to build a redbox but i couldnt get the case open
<dazen> firebug: somehintg i have found effective it to take it to the local
        fire department and tell them there is a small non-english speaking
        family trapped inside... they will use the jaws of life and open
        it...
<dazen> they get mad when they dont find the small non-english speaking family
        though

*gothgrrl* you WILL Take the word kradness out of the quotes file

*alpaca* *x0x* I like it here.
*alpaca* *x0x* SO what if I don't hack.
*alpaca* *x0x* So what if I don't have skills.
("here" being #hack, but still, its such a lovely quote)

<aminorex> who was x0x?
<aminorex> was that u4ea?

<nobody3> i've been around for a month firebug

<nobody3> damnit!
<nobody3> i don't deserve public humiliation!

<nobody3> firebug, you seem like the biggest asshole in this channel
<nobody3> how am i ever gonna learn anything by being made fun of?
<nobody3> shit, i don't ask stupid questions

*solctice* indeed my attitude is bigger than my clue factor

-> *solctice* YOU WILL LAUGH LIKE A NIGGER WHEN ARMAGEDDON IS UPON YOUR HOUSE
*solctice* yes, i will
*solctice* and if it does
*solctice* i will call up websters and tell them to take your name off the
           definition of 'idle threat'

<elastic> yah i was predicted at 6'3"
<elastic> but i smoke a lot of bud

<gothgrrl> like an hour ago i was laying in bed and i threw up on
           my floor and my cat licked it up
<gothgrrl> she licked it all up

<SWinder> i know my computer used to fuck up my radio reception.
<SWinder> <- perfect candidate for TEMPEST monitoring.
<SWinder> i am prety sure i used to fuck up my neighbors sattelite reception
          too.
<SWinder> but that was different.
<SWinder> i used to shoot at it with my paintball gun.

<wr> is she a real psychic?

*** Topic for #phreak: <grayarea> perhaps you have me confused with a #hack ho.

<plexor>  *sdr*  how do I own pr0n sites?
<plexor>  *sdr*  just because i want to own something today

*Doccers* Ah, so I suck because of my ISP?
*Doccers* Well I'm black too, so I must be Genetically inferrior as well.
-> *Doccers* well, yes, you are

<firebug> i love the domestic disputes on #phreak
<Heretic> you have to...you're in most of them.

*darkagl* for $100-200, i can get laid

<firebug> the gyrlz rool boyz drool was a joke or something
<bspline> firebug: really? I thought you were expressing your world-view in an
          eloquently simple relational statement.

*DreamWvr* I started working on a operating system about 6 months ago and in
           that time my asm skill just friggin got out of hand

*** firebug has been kicked off channel #phreak by firebug (Banned)

<daedus> what is USWest?

<daedus> why are you guys being so mean?

<sloppy> <river-77/#physics> i did a /ping on #physics and a few seconds later
         it came back with 10mins 4secs for sloppy.  how can it come up with
         10mins in just a few seconds.  how does it extrapolate that value?

<Menth> ok, so who is a real phreaker in here? anybod?

<termi> and my penis is a nine millimeter.

<wr> i mean last time i tried to seduce mike i ended up scaring him half to
     death

<wr> juliet, if i had a penis, i'd bend you over right now

<Neural> my friend's mom iz a lesbian...and his mom kept trying to steal his
          girlfriends....so he stole one of hers...it wuz funny.

<Sinner>   alt.sex.bestiality.alix.piantadosi (16T 17A 0K 0H R)
<Sinner> 24 messages today
<Sinner>  +    Tied up and Spanked         badgirl.jpg         \"Bill\
<Sinner>   8  +    Super Intense Torture session      session.jp   !Sick Willie
<Sinner>  6  +    -=-=-=-=-=- High School Whores -=-=-=-=-=-=-= Kimberly
<Sinner>  5  +    TEENS THAT LOVE DICK.!!!!!!!!                   Hilary
<Sinner> maybe they know her or something

<Juliet> if i had a monkey
<Juliet> i wouldnt spank it
<Juliet> i would sell it

*gothgrrl* YOUR DICKS GOING TO BE UP MY ASS SOMEDAY AND I CANT EVEN USE YOUR
           ACCOUNT

*Inferno* do u know of any c++ decompilers for win apps?
(#hack lamer, but since #hack has no quotes file noone can complain)

*a-Z* You know what ... I should take my head out of my ass ..

-> *redog* apologize to the channel and say you were mistaken
-> *redog* or you are banned for life
<Redog> i'm sorry
-> *redog* dont forget the part where you say you were mistaken
<Redog> i must be mistaken
*Redog* is that what u wanted

<Neural> -rw-------   1 root     root       200898 Mar 21 22:28
          /var/log/daemonlog
<Neural> -rw-------   1 root     root       202086 Mar 21 22:28
          /var/log/daemonlog
<Neural> whee..it's growing faster than a chia pet

<dade> ok..i found a carrier...now, how can i figure out who it belongs to?  i
       think its a fax, but not sure.

<UeberGoat> the closest thing I got to a girl
<UeberGoat> was an IRC RELATIONSHIP for christs sake

<no_ana> j-shaman, go find a sheep to love.
<no_ana> or bring me a king size kit kat

<no_ana> hahah, that spic gangster has a friend who has a dog named nigger
<no_ana> and the dog ran after the ups man, and the guy went out and started
         yelling 'nigger!  nigger get back here!'

*eginge* i have my firewall set
*eginge* to if u ping me anymore
*eginge* it sends it back to you

* UeberGoat is a healthy , normal, well balanced person.

<Neural> hmm..this is bad...
<Neural> [tty1][2:35pm][root][/usr/src/tools/x/afterstep] ls -la
<Neural> Segmentation fault

<am0eba> if my cat eats these mashed potatoes i will smash her head with a
         brick.

<scracker> I don't think red boxes ever worked

<scracker> Well, riddle me this. If red boxes worked, why didn't mine ever
          work and it was built with good chips only.
<firebug> did it make a little beepbeepbeepbeepbeep noise?
<nac> my redbox made more of a "GROAN. CLICK-CLICK" sound

<FtpGirl> I actually met him in person, and he drove me to work when I was a
          cigarette girl.
<slurp> a cigarette girl?
<chmawd> is that like one of those taiwan girls that smoke thru their lower
         orifices?

<FtpGirl> nothing wrong with swollowing cum.
(note that this quote represents the official position of the quotes file)

<firebug> i had this dream last night that some fuck threw mustard at me and
          got it on my shirt, and did nothing. and i did nothing about it.  now
          i'm really fucking mad that i didnt kill him. i had a knife, a cool
          fucking knife.

<no_ana> i'll just wear 10 layers of clothes and put a note on my pussy that
         says 'recently used by a big black man' on it.

<Jazmine> but i did pick you out of... well.. there must be somebody else i
          could have picked...

<nitzerebb> Apr  1 06:33:52 Bertha inetd[1359]: getpwnam: root: No such user
<nitzerebb> Apr  1 12:13:26 Bertha inetd[1845]: getpwnam: root: No such user

<no_ana> no_Ana
<no_ana> because I allow no_anal

<firebug> what is it with you euros being insane coffee addicts
<no_ana> firebug- well, you can't drink the water over there.

*a-Z* please unban me ll be queite I just dont want to miss the next time u4ea
          makes fun of you .. its such a joy ..

*** Topic for #phreak: for i in `ls -1` ; do cat $i > `echo $i |tr [:upper:]
          [:lower:]`; rm $i ; done

<wr> i cant believe my cow has no udders

<UeberGoat> being dead is ok I suppose
<UeberGoat> it's the trip back, that sucks.

<UeberGoat> so you're saying my goiter could play a part in all of this ?

*soup-* but if you wanna takover the world or somthing while were at it
*soup-* it sounds like fun
-> *soup-* take over the world? why would I bother? my zog buddies already did
   that.
*soup-* good point

*soup-* and if my kids see my fornicating with myself
*soup-* what kinda effect is that going to have on them?

<sdr-> since most people on irc want to commit suicide at one time or another
          in life
<sdr-> i am gonna say you tried to overdose on childrens tylonol

<curb> voy is such a little little man.
<curb> er
<curb> silly little
<curb> but little little works too i suppose

<UeberGoat> firebug just has zog envy
<UeberGoat> he doesn't have any organization devoted to taking over the world
<UeberGoat> everyone should have one

*a-Z* for now you can live in denial of the fact that fucking with me was
      a mistake ..

<integral> hrmqx0rz.
<integral> [1:50] -gecko- [PurePak] I am away... Messages are being logged
           [since 04:59PM]
<integral> why does this kid bother?
<integral> like anyone is going to message him something important.

<J_Shaman> TOutlaws, I said linux, not unix.

<UeberGoat> I'd make a great axe-murderer.
<UeberGoat> now all I need is an axe

<UeberGoat> I run my own network of computers now
<UeberGoat> with over 7000 macs in it

<curb> we're going to name our child based on initials.

<antix> oh my god
<antix> I've been trying to sneeze for days

*route* I am not responsible for every single little thing that goes in
        Phrack.

*SiliconSl* do u know of any e-mail virri?

<solctice> i idolize sinner
<solctice> and thats it from the scene
<elastic> ahahah
<elastic> and ur serious too
<solctice> yes
<elastic> this goes in the quotes file
<solctice> you are a cunt
<solctice> i swear
<solctice> i shouldn't have said anything

<iyean:#bible> I CUT JESUS'S NECK AND FUCKED THE OPEN WOUND
<weezr:#bible> why are ppl so mean to jesus like this?? u all are being stabbed
               in the back by satan
<jhn:#bible> this channel used to be a channel where decent people used
             log on

<ensignwes> i have been a long time fan of daemon9
<ensignwes> i have all of his alt.2600 postings laser-printed and bound in a
            notebook

<Ace:#hack> one day I will takeover and I'll apply to get into r00t the very 
            next day.
<Ace:#hack> I shall have a r00t shirt.

<firebug> ana: was that said in #phreak?
<no_ana> well
<no_ana> hrmm
<no_ana> yes
<no_ana> firebug- it was said in #hack
<no_ana> but I was in #phreak at the time also

<Enslaver> i used to phreak, no more cocots in my area though

<cavalier> firebug joined the channel and he has been idle for 69 minutes?
           damn i wanna be like him when i grow up

<svictim> so whats so stupid about webtv?

<phigan> I'm sad.
<phigan> Cause the only quote I have in the quotes file is "Thursday is cheese
         soup day at denny's."

<UeberGoat> oya mate, wanna go to the pub after work and do some sheep ?
<UeberGoat> no
<UeberGoat> that can't be right
* UeberGoat frowns at his american->english dictionary
<UeberGoat> I meant to say "goodbye"

*k1D* I have like everyones shit in #phreak. I dont caer. Dio you see me using
      first names?
*k1D* Yea nigger, look atme. I know you first name.h0h0h0h.

<chmawd> today i actually managed to get kicked from #!!girlswhosuckcock coz
         they found me too perverted

<Nitro-187> #phreak is about stagnation

*sdr* i don't really think you if I am not so smart with computers

<UeberGoat> are all channels doomed to either stagnation , like #phreak, or
            #hack entropy like #glitterglam ?

<dob> #Phreak has really deteriorated
<dob> wait, no it hasnt.

<slawz> alix you would fuck a chainsaw if it was nice to you

<SWinder> i am busy watching 90210
<SWinder> i have no time for fictional crap.

<elastic> does it count that i slept with one of my male friends
          with i was 8?
<elastic> i was he-man and he was she-ra
<elastic> and to capture her back from skeletor i had to have copulate
	  with her

*gothgrrl* what I dont get is why the name commands such stupid
          things like lusers i mean thats not useful at all

<no_ana> #2600 is lesser on the evolutionary scale than undernet
<b1ll> HAHAHAHA

* b_ is back.
<b_> wow
<b_> that sure was a good game of polo

<kokey:#phreak> food is good
<kokey:#phreak> I'm so horny I can eat a horse
<kokey:#phreak> hungry rather ;-)

<Uebergoat> hey
<Uebergoat> that's my quote
<Uebergoat> don't steal it

<b_> master chemist is coming to atlanta for summercon this weekend
<am0eba> wait
<am0eba> bee
<am0eba> um
<am0eba> summmercon isnt this weekend, is it?
<b_> am0eba nope

<novocain> maybe you kan join my gang of sluts
<wr> yeah i fucked some guy sohe'd write me this k-rad script

<x0x> SOMETIMES AFTER I JACK OFF AND THE CUM IS ALL OVER MY HANDS, I HOLD
      MY HAND HIGH IN THE AIR AND LET IT DRIP IN MY MOUTH AND ON MY FACE
      TO SIMULATE ANOTHER DOOD SHOOTING OFF ON ME

<THiEF> i am not stupid

<Hugh> sup
<Hugh> any chicks in here
<Hugh> kewl
<Hugh> well r ther any women in here that will msg me
<Hugh> and talk 
<Hugh> well
<Hugh> ok any chicks that want to just straight fukk
<Hugh> well dam 

<Fei-Hong:#phreak> i wonder how many naked chicks are on irc..

*bspline* [[Prime]!truegod@prn-nj4-13.ix.netcom.com] tpe, I'm not sure if
	  you know him, anyways he says you guys email him the key every 
	  day/week or whatever if its possible can you add 
	  truegod@ix.netcom.com to that mailing list?

<irc__> Hi, someone told me that if you add a line to /etc/issue.net
        containing the root password, your system will go a lot faster..
	about how much faster is that?
<irc__> because i dont notice any difference

<r_shot> ana, do you ever think that maybe someday, i can be in the quote
         file besides the elevator thing?
<r_shot> cos likem thats embaressing

*** wr has been kicked off channel #phreak by UeberGoat (I hate you) 
*** Mode change "+b *!*@tank.dialup.cloud9.net" on channel #phreak by
    UeberGoat
<wr:#phreak> fuck you
*** wr has been kicked off channel #phreak by UeberGoat (but it isn't. and 
you know what is.)
<neet:#PHREAK> YAY
<UeberGoat> -> *wr* fuck me? would you pay for that ?

<vieson> If that is the definition of dumb then I am a fucking idiot!

<antix> I'd check my pockets and make sure I wasn't missing anything
<yuckie> pants pockets?
<antix> indeed.

<chmawd> we're not old
<chmawd> heretic is old
<UeberGoat> heretic is old 
<kokey> herek0q was old
<no_ana> heretic is old.

<tsal> SPICS DONT MOVE THEIR OWN STUFF
<tsal> THEY MOVE OTHER PEOPLES STUFF

<syy> I wish there was more to life than pussy, cash and root.

<neet> dood
<neet> you were the one who got his head caught in the elevator
<neet> not me
<neet> we even warned you
<neet> i do recall saying dood its not gonna open again
<neet> and then you in pain when it didnt open again
<_klutz_> HAHAHAHA
<_klutz_> NOt even I could manage that.
<Khanh> how the fuck can you get your head caught in an elevator?
<no_ana> hahaohohoho

<antix> IM DATING SLOPPY THE GAY BLACK BOY FROM LA

<ophie> hi heretic
<ophie> you're elite
<ophie> cuz you said
<ophie> "go tsake a flying fuck through a rolling donut"

<antix> k1d is dead
<antix> I think he killed himself
<atreyu> he died in a car accident.
<no_ana> yeah        
<Sk3l3t0r> k1d is seriously dead?
<no_ana> he really fucked my car up when I hit him        
<no_ana> so I got out and beat the crap out of him until he died 
<antix> HAHAHAHAHAH

<no_ana> tell us about your childhood, bahb
<Bahb> it sucked
<Bahb> oh, my parents use to put this harness thing on me when i was very
       little cause i used to crawl out of my crib late at night
<no_ana> HAHAHAHAHA
*Bahb* but thats true
<no_ana> HAHAHAHAHA

<mentallo> you're dumber than a bucket of rubber bands

*antix* I just found the most fun thing in the world
*antix* Well, that you can do whilst at work
*antix* HAHAHHHAHA
*antix* the funnest thing in the world are online auctions
*antix* I've been bidding and bidding on shit I don't even want
<no_ana> oh my god du0d
<no_ana> you know you have to pay for that shit
<antix> NO WAY.
<antix> DOOD
<antix> I've spent only like a grand
<no_ana> HAHAHAHAH
<no_ana> DU0D
<no_ana> YOU ARE SO BUSTED
<antix> no_ana fucking owns me.
<antix> As well as all of you.

<Swern> i play hockey 24/7
<xygorf> you play hockey on irc?
<xygorf> neet
<Swern> no
<Swern> i idle on irc
<xygorf> do you irc from the games? you probably don't leave the bench
much

<phelix> *}3urn[]uT* How old are you 10?
<phelix> *}3urn[]uT* I bet you think you're kewl because you have ops on #hack
<phelix> -> *}3urn[]uT* I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR DAD, BUT DONT GET ANY IDEAS

*ANTIX* du0d
*ANTIX* i fucked monica in the ass

<syy> DU-D
<syy> I HURD THAT AFTER ANTX GOR KICKED OIUT OF THE END OF TGHE WO,D N STUPG 
      ABND i NMA JYST TRPUBG SHIT ABSD FNTR

<Sinner_> xtermz jhudh
<Sinner_> you cant spell
<Sinner_> hush even

*j_* i still know next to nothing about phreaking, yet i'm just part of the
          furniture when i go into #phreak now.
*j_* didn't learn anything, just got to know everybody.
*j_* well.. i've learned a lot.. but nothing relevant.

<UeberGoat> ever since I had sex with a girl , I'm no longer attracted to real
          life women.

<phigroid> u4ea: can you prove to me that you are not a geek? "u
           fucking fagg0t"
<berashith> yah
<berashith> read BoW
<berashith> n0 geek c0uld write that

<UeberGoat> I'm going to fire the dork who put up mrtg on my routing server.
<slawz> uebergoat
<slawz> you couldn't fire a secretary
<slawz> even if she was yours
<slawz> no one listens to 16 year old jews

* t0mmy lights a fag
<chmawd> t0mmy
<chmawd> ur on fire

<dz> can anyone dcc me unix?

<malkav> I kick habits while the nuns are still in them

<domino> I will bear fruit for no man.  I grow only for myself

<firebug:#phreak> sometimes when i have to urinate really bad i think of doing
                  it in my pants because i think it would feel really warm.
                  but then i think, that wouldnt be very smart, because of the
                  sodium in my pockets

<phriend-> rhost
<phriend-> do it under your desk.

<firebug> some girl was telling me how chix cybersex her better than guys
<firebug> i didnt have the heart to tell her that 90% of the irc females
          giving cybersex are me

<f4h> one time when i was passwd out, some fuckers drew nazi symbols on my
      face and gave me a hitler mustache with permanent marker.

<ypwitch> europe is the only place a pewfter can bum a fag on a lift.
<s{{> dood.  fags get butts in elevators all the time. 
 
<xyg> i dump my dox every day
<xyg> hoping osmeone will call me

<rhost> just for the record, i am not gay.. i like to fuck women... they just
        dont like to fuck me,

<Sinner_> <rhost> me and my clown always stand up when we know you are on the
          fone
<Sinner_> count that as 2 quotes

<StickCow> *** Lastlog:
<StickCow> -> *rhost* i'd pay to see you u and eric get it on
<StickCow> *rhost* i bet <Thu Nov 13 00:21>
<StickCow> -> *rhost* mmmmm
<StickCow> *** End of Lastlog
<StickCow> oops
<no_ana> wr missed redirect class today
<no_ana> she ditched it for incriminate yourself 105
<rhost> i guess
<rhost> heh
<Sinner_> hahaha
<rhost> hahahahahahahahaha

<StickCow> -> *rhost* you still sleeping in the bedroom with eric?
<StickCow> *rhost* yes... but im not gay <Thu Nov 13 00:20>
 
<StickCow> hey chmawd
<chmawd> hi stickcow
<chmawd> i dont even wanna know how you thought of that nick
<Sinner_> she didnt like stickgirl

<StickCow> it's not as funny when it's planned
<no_ana> it also keeps you unmarried

[s8nspawn!omerta@nuclear.biodome.org] im going to beat uyr ass in NYC next
				      weekend

<awk> fuck me in the goat ass

<awk> you know what? i think i will just /part and /join again that way
      sinner doesn't have to go through the effort of kicking me

<freeborg> i gave a chick a good spanking
<freeborg> she was all screaming about how she was a bad girl
<freeborg> she called me daddy

* freeborg hugz stickcow
<StickCow> dont hug me you nasty freak of a boy
<freeborg> thats not nice
<StickCow> oh sorry
<StickCow> lets try again
<StickCow> could you please not touch me i dont know where your hands have
           been

<freeborg> i dont think that women should complain about anything

<StickCow> you didnt get snipped heretic? i thouht after that many kids
	   your wife would have made you get snipped or have done it
	   herself

[thawk_!f1nk@kamloops-17.kamloops.net] is rm -rf the same on
          solaris than it is on linux?

<chmawd> :)
<chmawd> fuck
<chmawd> i did a smiley
<chmawd> <- idle
<no_ana> that's going in the quotes file
<chmawd> NO!#@
<chmawd> fuck
<chmawd> my first smiley in years, and it has to go in the quotes file?
<chmawd> no fair

<TimeSpace> there are three things needed to make my saturday night 
            complete, porn, crack, and ho-ho's

[cr-!cr@wg-a01-pool-102.tmns.net.au] i think main.mobis.com has been
                                     rm'd
[cr-!cr@wg-a01-pool-102.tmns.net.au] main:~> /bin/ls not found

<phunk:#hack> v you sucj... damn u cabt tyoe fir suti

*thawk_* old warez is better than no warez

<phigan> <-- Afk.
<phelix> <-- I'm with stupid.
<rhost> ^^ me too

<molock:#phreak> is this where all the down homies hang?

*rhost* well, thats cool... i dont want there to be TOO much bad blood
	between the area codes and all

*udp-* after a while ya tend NOT to keep perving over everything because
       it can only hit home the fact that one is not getting any

<firebug> who are all these motherfuckers
<sonicTrip> firebug: i dunno

<thwack> wr your quite fowl
<Sinner_> its foul
<Sinner_> fowl is a wild bird
<thwack> yes
<Sinner_> usually meaning one that is eaten
<Sinner_> she is a cow
<thwack> but this is not english
<Sinner_> not a bird
<thwack> ok
<thwack> wr your quite a heffer

<wr> mmmmm assfucking
<wr> wheres par anyways
<wr> anal sex is wonderful
<thwack> wr+firebug=love
<wr> oh yes
<wr> i want chuck to fuck me up the ass til he cums out my ear

<l-bandit> www.dangergirl.com goes down almost as much as dangergrl

<slawz> sinner i must be fucking inbred....there is no way i could be this
        stupid without some outside help

<no_ana> redhat just sucks a big fat cock all around
<DKnight> no_ana: that's because they only hire jew programers that could
	  not hack there way out of a wett papper bag.
<no_ana> their programmers couldn't hack their way out of an open field in a 
	 hummer

<Juliet> i am in florida right now
<Juliet> and i think im dying
<route> Well.
<route> Either way.
<route> It's your problem.
<route> Not mine.
*** route has left channel #hack

<cev> there differnce is insignificant.
<cev> i could have said their in my prevoious statement :)
<cev> but it was understood none the less.
<firebug> but it does look bad when you misspell half the words in your
          sentences
<firebug> it detracts from your desirability to potential mates

<firebug> i just gave a moth a lobotomy
<firebug> now it wont stop flapping its wings
<firebug> hahaha this moth is so fucked

<cev> in #spelling, form your opinions of others based on their ability to
      spell, likewise in #phrack or another channel
<cev> err #phreak
<cev> hah

[(yourmom@0wned.org)] too bad ur on the *0wned* list of pussies that are
		      fucking

<_motion> Now its a new year here in Sweden
<_motion> Another year with angst and hatred.
<_motion> Another year with living on Irc, spending all time on technology.
<_motion> fuck life

<dk> I AM PISSED OFF
<dk> SOMEONE DIES
<dk> IT WILL TAKE A FEW HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE THAT COLLECTION
<b_> dk :  what happened?
<zens> someone licked ur stamp collection didnt they 

*** Topic for #hack: it's ok to suck your friends dick ...... it makes them 
		     like you more
*** #hack Ndngrgrl 884153637

<BlackVert:#phreak> another bubble has been burst... i guess i shouldnt 
		    have been surprised after i finally got into #hack and
		    found 25 years olds saying pretty much the same thing
		    that the 15 years olds were saying in #2600

<slawzz> SHE DEVELOPS PROBLEM SOLVING SKILLS
<slawzz> WOW
<wr> are you like x0x's dumb little brother that they keep in the closet
         except for holidays?

<firebug> fuck
<firebug> i have all the personality disorders iv read so far
<thawk> what about multiple personality?
<Sinner_> he has it
<Sinner_> lest we forget fram
<thawk> fram!?
<firebug> hahahahaha
<firebug> i miss arguing with fram

<UeberGoat> whatever happened to that chick.
<firebug> i bet shes not touching herself thinking of you
<UeberGoat> hm.
<UeberGoat> I sure hope not.

*Sinner* does #Phreak quotes need to be on #phreak
*Sinner* <Jim> My pound puppy Mr. Snarf ate a quarter once.
*Sinner* can that do even though its from #sgi
*Sinner* <Jim> I think it is still in his head or something.
*Sinner* <Jim> Mr. Snarf is my root password.

<sniph> wuts the opposite of depressant? hash is a depressant, coke is the
        opposite but i forget the word
<motion_> antidepressent. ;)


<firebug> and i hear from alix that you dont have orgasms
<firebug> because you are unable to look at her and become aroused
<Sinner_> when did she say this
<Sinner_> i mean obviously i had at least one

*thawk_* old warez is better than no warez

<Sinner_> what would irc be
<Sinner_> if you couldnt belittle people

<thawk__:#phreak> what facility does syslog log too?

<wr> who would wanna pretend to be k1d?

*Henk* Is wr always in such a fowl mood?

<cjunky> hackers are the driving force behind the internet.

<xenz> I had some dignity once
<xenz> but I traded it for some crack

<wr> i think i'd kill myself trying to get into the closet
<Sinner> ok

*gothgrrl* i want you to be happy that's all.
-> *gothgrrl* if you died, i would be happy

*Bone_* Can I get an updated #phreak quotes file from you?
-> *Bone_* no, because i stopped updating it some months ago
*Bone_* K
*Bone_* Why'd you quit it?
-> *bone_* while i could probably make up some beautiful reason, the real
          truth is that it happened that i didnt add anything for a few
          weeks, and i liked seeing the file date on the quotes file be so 
          old, and so i couldn't bear to add to it
*Bone_* That reason may not be made up, but it is beautiful.

<firebug> i sit on the floor on a monochrome monitor
<thwack> you sit on the floor?
<thwack> is this place like a slave labour isp?

*ajx* =jendar= yep...agreed... what else are you into, besides phreaking?
*ajx* <=jendar=> working out, unix, telco switching, programming in unix 
      c, having sex
*ajx* <=jendar=> that kind of stuff i guess

<tad> my friend is sending me a beige box
<J-Shaman> Wewt.   You can make one of those.
<tad> probably
<tad> i dunno how though

[iole!tsal@DFW.DFW.NET] COME TO DALLAS AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE FUQER

<jfade> Obergoat, you used to trade by viciouz?
<OberGoat> why ?
<OberGoat> s/trade/idle
<jfade> I have a program you wrote around 2 years ago, tcptool.c
<jfade> not that I have been around for 2 years, the program is
        dated january of 1996

-> *dangergrl* you never answered my question
*dangergrl* sorry i was remiss what was the question
-> *dangergrl* would you be flattered if someone told you he's so
               attracted to you that he would fuck your dead body ?
-> *dangergrl* I need it for my market research
*dangergrl* no
*dangergrl* and you have never seen me
-> *dangergrl* your the demographic area of 'slut'

<Krypt> i do not go to cons if going to the bathroom involves boots and a
        flashlight

<Yellaboy> what is a Remote Controller ??
<no_ana> it's a nigger with buttons.
<no_ana> black and does your work for you

* DrHamlet puts his lips on zens's belly and goes "PFTBPTFBFTB!" like you do       
with babies :)

<DrHamlet> anyone want god access to a worldwide linux network?

<t0c> i got some strange growth on my penis
<t0c> it looks like coral 
<Sp0rkL0rd> t0c, it's called a "head"
<t0c> no
<t0c> this is like
<t0c> an external growth

<darkl0rd> anyone ever actually logged into a system running tftpd?

<DrHamlet> i live in salt lake city
<DrHamlet> Mormon Hacker Will Destroy the Earth!
*** DrHamlet has been kicked off channel #hack by no_ana (no_ana)
<no_ana> FUUUCK
*** DrHamlet (ef.77013@mcinfo.mc.maricopa.edu) has joined #hack

<C__YANiDE> anyone here have a proggie?

<xyg_> HOLY DENIAL OF SERVICE BATMAN

*neumonic* you ever fucking nuke me again and ill have your heart in my hand

<oghost> GNU grep should.....  last i recalled
<oghost> it's based on BSD grep....
<no_ana> IT'S BASED ON CRACK, FREELY
<argv> hahahahha
<oghost> hehehehe

<PurpCon> ana can't drink coffee
<PurpCon> she can't find it in SLC
<PurpCon> no coffee in utah

*** no_ana (ana@phreak.org) has joined channel #hack
<hihi> AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGa
<hihi> AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGa
<hihi> CHANNEL IMBALANCE
<hihi> SIGNON BY FAT CHICK DETECTED
<hihi> AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGa
<hihi> AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGa
<hihi> CHANNEL IMBALANCE
<hihi> SIGNON BY FAT CHICK DETECTED
<t0mmy> hahahhah
<hihi> NO_ANA PLEASE LEAVE NOW
<no_ana> ohoaehoa
<hihi> CHANNEL IMBALANCE
<hihi> SIGNON BY FAT CHICK DETECTED
<dz> heh.
<hihi> AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGa
<no_ana> hoaheoahoehaoheoahohaoehoaheoaho

<par> phelix is making spam bots now
<phelix> heh
<bahb> i thought phelix WAS a spam bot

<noise> LYKE LDEVIL AND RADIKAHL
<argv> radikahl wore a cock ring?
<no_ana> RADIKAHL WEARS DEPENDS?!#

<Obergoat> I must have a very sexy head
<Obergoat> because all these girls are trying to fuck with it

*** Topic for #phreak: would you prefer to be conscious or unconscious during
    the mating
*** #phreak firebug 885544832

<J-Shaman> I'll go shopping again for a new whore at the day care Monday.

<sulfur> when the broad is so loose, that it flaps, and tends to clap ever so
	 slightly

<emze> anyway im insulted you think i just cybersex you for the hack key

<rhost> klutz, i will buy you things
<rhost> like silk things 
<rhost> then i will wear them in front of you
<rhost> and ask you if i am a pretty lady

<tr1be> one day you're saving the rainforest, the next day you're chugging
	c0ck
<dangergrl> i have never spent a day saving the rainforest

<b_> I tried a Snausage
<b_> and all animal treats taste the same

<Proffy> werd. wr's into ass fingering
<Proffy> I too am into ass fingering
<Proffy> (giving)

<dangergrl> i am not being defensive

<*> i resetted the entire national network
<*> do you think they will mad with me
[the above quote was given to me censored, and the above "network" was   
 apparantly Italy's telcos routers...]

[loathe!loath@206.96.158.42] No security stops a high mexican/black.
[loathe!loath@206.96.158.42] When they're on crack they're like
                             trains.

<no_ana> i don't understand having one room dedicated to computers.
<no_ana> it's like having one arm dedicated to smaq.

<sulfur> do all girls "cum" like men, what i mean is, does it
         shoot, reason why i am asking...
<sulfur> the last gurlie I was with
<J-Shaman> I hear some chicks dew.
<sulfur> she just gets s0aked
<no_ana> sulfur
<sulfur> i mean
<no_ana> the last girlie you fucked was a man.
<no_ana> that's why you think it shoots.

<Sinner> alix liked it cause she got a new rectal thermometer

<iole:#hack> i've always wanted to have access to my machine

<gears-:#Phreak> I'm a sheep!!! bahh! fuck me in the ass!
<gears-:#Phreak> -sheep
<gears-:#Phreak> shake my foot!
<Sinner:#phreak> umm
<Sinner:#phreak> if you say so
<gears-:#Phreak> that's not really me.
<gears-:#Phreak> it's a quote from sheep

<firebug> the operator is glad to help you make a card call, just act
          like its your card and everything, or follow the automated prompts,
          it's made so even blacks can use it
<firebug> oh god i just gave k0d3 advice

<noise> noise and his flying amputee lesbian retard circus

[6:35] SignOff: Mooks     [Killed (Chady (twitbot extraordinaire))]

*Scapegoat* listen im not that good at phreaking i know but my phriends noise
            , jammer , sinner , u43a are and they wont appreciate you kicking
            me
[the above message was from some #wwwarez twitcunt to no_ana]

<x0x> CHMAWD U FAG WHY DID YOU DEOP URSELPH
<x0x> THAT WAS HOMOSEXUALISH

* ypwitch conviens a special investigative committee called Citizens On Cervix
  Knowledge,  or C.O.C.K. for short.
<ypwitch> The C.O.C.K. intends to keep probing until they get to the bottom of
          the cervix issue.

<dangergrl> no_ana are you interested in any of mine and oghosts' netsex 
	    sessions for the files? they arent that long

<prym:#phreak> I'm not in the quotes file.  FIX

<t0c> dont shower for 4 days, then rub your ballsack, and smell your fingers,
      it smells like snatch 

*** Topic for #hack: microsoft: Please place gun to head. Click trigger to    
    continue 
*** #hack ypwitch 887900253

<am0eba> <k1rk> whats an enema?
<am0eba> <mar> like a douche for your butt
<am0eba> <k1rk> cool i want one
<am0eba> no du0d he knows what one is
<am0eba> he has one
<am0eba> he like
<am0eba> sprays my cats with it

*Snr_* i had a lampshade on my head?
*Snr_* i doubt i was weARing a lampshade
*Snr_* i cant see mywself doing that

<Swern> tiffie, just cus i didnt ask you doesnt mean i dont like u, i just dont
	want any STD's

<_X> oh m y klrod
<_X> mlord
<_X> i am su cfquin drunk
<_X> man I am su durnk runq
<_X> mna
<_X> anm
<_X> iv dor
<_X> ve home seo fuqin durnk
<_X> I never even looed back
<_X> dh0d
<_X>  i got yuoru ar right here
<dangergrl> x hgi hunny

<otoPICO> scientology is the NEW evil...its like christianity 2.0

*** Signoff: argv (2.8.2-EPIC3.004 -- just do it.)
*** Signoff: dazen (2.8.2-EPIC3.004 -- just do it.)
*** Signoff: rhost (2.8.2-EPIC3.004 -- just do it.)
*** Signoff: m^ (2.8.2-EPIC3.004 -- just do it.)
*** Signoff: p- (2.8.2-EPIC3.004 -- just do it.)
*** Signoff: Morpheus- (BitchX-74p2 -- just do it.)

<k-os> damn.. it's like.. slow.net, you wait for your torture...

<tsal> [antix!eric@beyond.lame.net] she's the fattest girl I ever fucked
<antix> HAAHA
<antix> du0d that was the RADDEST MISFIRE EVER.

<phungus> dike woodnigger-dike-guido-nigger homo-canuck
          lesbian-homo-dike-faggot-guido honkey-dothead
          commie-jew-pollock-spade dike-pollock
          pollock-canuck-jew-pollock-jew-'-lesbian
          honkey-canuck-icenigger-homo-bean
          kike-nigger-faggot-jew-icenigger-lesbian-nigger dike-homo
          mexican-nigger-nigger-woodnigger-lesbian spade-canuck-canuck-spic 
          (Racist)

<meenk> just like I have a norwegian complexion
<meenk> wtf is wrong with it?
<chmawd> whats a norwegian complex?
<firebug> its being afraid of norwegians

<meenk> like when niggers say I am racist

<chmawd:#phreak> no_ana: if i do /lastlog -literal meenk, and dcc that to you,   
		 the quote file would be double the size it is now

*** Signoff thwack: #phreak (Temporary K-line 30 min. for No reason (1998/03/22    
			     23.12))

<Julikinz> i enjoyed meeting sdr
<Julikinz> he made me feel tall

<led> then you suck
<led> cause I'm getting a bj courtesy of b4hb
<no_ana> HAHAHAHA
<led> well b4hb said she was a babe

<firebug> i dunno, i think i should wait till shes 5, i can barely get 3       
	  fingers in there now
<firebug> oh FUCK wrong channel

<no_ana> the #phreak quotes file is still the #phreak quotes file.
<no_ana> it just happens to have #hack quotes in it.

<ajx:#phreak> (-[b4hb]-) and was like "ya"   
<ajx:#phreak> (-[b4hb]-) every 20 seconds   
<ajx:#phreak> (-[b4hb]-) i wrote a script to go "ya" every 20 seconds   
<ajx:#phreak> (-[b4hb]-) and i went to sleep for 3 hours   
<ajx:#phreak> (-[b4hb]-) then i woke up and he was still talkin !   

<rhost> <-- i am the mack of #hack
<rhost> so fear

<Co> gateway: can you send me a program in c that sends to an ip and port 
     somthing

<x0x> Mike, I know this is a sick thoughjt but remember last night when i asked
      if i shoud jack off now or wait?  well i waited, but now i can't wait any
      longer....brb

<no_ana> i still have that cat with me
<no_ana> it's in an envelope

<UeberGoat:#phreak> this is sad
<UeberGoat:#phreak> this channel is no longer just populated by #hack rodents
<UeberGoat:#phreak> we're populated by #hack-reject rodents.

<flop> u make more than me, and that makes me sick
<bahb> yeah but u know more than me
<flop> thats kinda whats sickening about it

<chris> when i slept with the one chick
<chris> it was at a party my sister had at home
<chris> not only was my sister home
<chris> but 
<chris> she was in the same bed as us

<PANTlES:#telephony> what is this the #hack reject chan now?

*** goldus [once-gold@ip140.montreal4.dialup.canada.psi.net] has joined #phreak
<goldus> hrmm..
<goldus> an odd channel
*** goldus [once-gold@ip140.montreal4.dialup.canada.psi.net] has left #phreak

<guyl8r> -> =guest= its pretty sad that the american standard of common sense is
<guyl8r> the bible
<guyl8r> =guest= how can you believe in something like that
<guyl8r> =guest= it's been edited more times than escape.com's utmp file

<browngl0p> OH MY GOD
<browngl0p> TELETUBBIES @!*$!*@$2
<browngl0p> AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
<browngl0p> YES@!*$!
<browngl0p> THESE ARE THE GREATEST THINGS SINCE
<browngl0p> SINCE
<browngl0p> LIK
<browngl0p> MULTI CELLULAR LIFE

<morpher> Last login: Mon Apr  6 08:15:29 from 192.115.211.81
<morpher> Welcome to SoundNet. We suck bigtime, why the hell are you using
<morpher> our service?! We just got haxored, because we decided we don't
          believe
<morpher> in security because if the government can't keep hackers out then we
<morpher> can't either. By the way, this system was hacked using Windows 95,
          NOT!
<morpher> You have mail.
<morpher> Mon Apr  6 13:18:05 EDT 1998

<rhost>                "How to do an IRC chick Prt. II"
<rhost>             OP them

<Sinner> happy dead jesus day ana
<no_ana> dead jesus?
<no_ana> oh shit, it's jesus day
<no_ana> i need some candy
[for all you ingrates, jesus day == easter]

<bahb> my girlfriend condones my pot smoking, but she gave me a pipe

*chmawd* heh, hi :)
-> *chmawd* WHOA
-> *chmawd* WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
-> *chmawd* *chmawd* heh, hi :) <-------- SMILEY FACE
*chmawd* ARGHU!"/%$!"/%$71%$
*chmawd* I DIDNT DO THAT&!%#
*chmawd* dood, someone was at my keyboard!#@
[look back for chmawd's first smiley face in years to see why this is funny]

<Roadancer> yesyousuq: your mother was a man  :-)
<yezyousuq> r0adancer, is that y y0u sl3p with h3r ?

<lam4r> im not racist really...im just taking the ideal opportunity to fuck     
        with you

<marauder_> i hardly even go down
<marauder_> those who own lod.com see to it that it remains up
 
<Napa|m> was she good?
<drno> nope
<drno> she just lays there
<Napa|m> that musta been someone else's mom then

<DjElmo> ops just don't mean as much as they used too
<DjElmo> now that dangergrl gets ops

<rhost> no_ana.... i miss you
<rhost> with every bullet

<UeberGoat> don't I deserve a happy birthday ?
<UeberGoat> I'm 18
<UeberGoat> I'm no longer a minor
<UeberGoat> oh god
<UeberGoat> I'll never be molested by a pedophile again
* UeberGoat cries.

<comatoes> i'd like to see someone gain entry into another's asshole from their
           keyboard

<no_ana> don't tell me there's a real dj on cuervoradio
<no_ana> you should get sponsors
<ThePublic> sponsors?  we don't have any fucking listeners

<SirLance> i bought a fish filet today
<SirLance> the smell of the fish market reminded me my GF's pussy
<SirLance> it was wonderful

<HughJass> i am scared to bite my fingernails because i have been digging in my
	   ass so much today

<firebug:#phreak> if i ever knocked a girl up and she knew my name and stuff,
                  i sure as hell wouldnt marry her
<firebug:#phreak> i'd get her an abortion, or beat her up till she has a
                  miscarriage
<J-Shaman:#phreak> firebug:  You just tell them your name is john, right?
<J-Shaman:#phreak> firebug:  Isn't that a job risk for the girls you nock up?
<J-Shaman:#phreak> firebug:  I thought that kind of shit was covered in their
                   workers compensation plan.

<bahb> dood i was sitting in #phreak on some other irc net for like 2 hours...  
<bahb> noone was there
<bahb> it sucked

<gears> runt packet?
<gears> is that like nestea?

<Sinner> The copyright for this publication belongs to the people of Canada.   
         If you want more ocpies, make them.

<|BoEiNg|> im in the UK i heard they don't work over here 
<phelix> you heard you are in the UK?
<k0k0> rumor is I'm in Canada
<no_ana> what the hell do they do for money if they don't work over there
<firebug> they dont have money they have pounds

*** Signoff: Maraxis_ (Killed (frashie (You lamer.  PLEASE stop mass messaging
    for pepsi caps)))
 
*rhost* you are like the old woman of the forrest guiding me through the gr0tto
        of the 0wned up and root down

<telmnstr> yea well for 100,000 I'll wear a tie
<zens> heh, for 100k I'd wear a dress

<qu1ncy> i hax0red aol they gave me this disk and i used like 5 hours
	 hahaha and i didnt pay for it

<_^> <zens> this may sound a bit cliche, but "Big brother is watching"
<_^> JUST A BIT du0d

*** eyegutu (Killed (prysm ( sending/exploiting trojans Please kline 
             everywhere)))

<way> well, if I can't redbox it then screw it

<LoanShark> does fucking irc cause cramps?

<no_ana> finger ana
<no_ana> well then.

[neve!bemism@galaga.rs.itd.umich.edu] you all strike me as 
				      devil-worshipers

<eyegutu:#phreak> s0meone give me k0dez
<bahb:#phreak> <eyegutu> s0meone give me k0dez
<bahb:#phreak> that shud make the #phreak.quotes
<eyegutu:#phreak> u sh0uld eat.a.dick.

<bahb> i must go turn my body into shit chix get w3t over

<Sinner> a carton of canadian camel filters
<Sinner> i went and bought one
<Sinner> dood they fucking rool
<Sinner> but they are fucking hilarious
<phigan> whats the big deal?
<Sinner> youd have to see one to understand
<Serpent> they're sm0kes damnit!
<Sinner> yeah but you take a pack out
<Sinner> and the top half of it
<Sinner> has in big black letters on a white background
<Sinner> SMOKING CAN KILL YOU
<Sinner> and like CIGARETTES ARE ADDICTIVE
<no_ana> hahahaha
<no_ana> it's like guilt trip cigarettes
<Sinner> yeah
<Sinner> in french on the other side t00 

<cr> I've made *well* over $2 from porn

<tymat> what does root default to in remote nfs?

<Dodger> Is it true that to upgrade a Sparc 5 to a Sparc 10, you just remove a
         jumper from the motherboard?

<thwack> [Some_guy(butt@mx4dl114.escape.ca)] when your a guy and your nipples
         get a little hard and sensitive, and it feels like there is a lump
         under each one what does that mean? what are they? i am 13 male.
<etrigan> haha
<oghost> wahaha
<thwack> hah
<oghost> that happened to me when i was 13
<thwack> same here
<thwack> i thought i had tit cancer

<no_banana> wh0ah.. i called am0eba a cunt once.. i dont think i should meet
            her.. :P
<thwack> d00d you like live in switzlard
<thwack> is she gonna cu-see-me beat you?

<no_ana> that's the only good thing about canadia.
<wilson> canadia?
<no_ana> yeah, canadia
<wilson> that must be some kind of small eastern-european nation.
<no_ana> no way.
<no_ana> you know, canadians live in canadia.
<wilson> some strugging developing nation, then?
<no_ana> you could say that.
<no_ana> they're definitely second class, at any rate.

<Neural> sorry. I was just sitting here comtemplating exactly what year it was
	 when #phreak stopped being about phreaking..

<rhost> the problem is, when a chick likes me, i get turned off
 
<Sni_peR> um...it's a socks firewall kid
<Sni_peR> I'm in Kansas City
<docb00m> then what the fuck is your firewall doing in israel?
<Sni_peR> it werks and that's all that matters to me

<meenk> if I wasn't so sweet I would do it. hurting people is fun

<WorkGoat> niggers who sing should be shot before plain old niggers.

<flop> i can taste, more than feel.. this burning inside is so real
<bahb> flop, they have medication for that you know.

<firebug> WHOA
<firebug> MY SISTER HAS A CAT
<firebug> I DONT EVEN HAVE A SISTER

*** firebug has changed the topic on channel #phreak to: <mib-:#philosophy>    
    The only thing worse than IRC, are the people on it.

<OmniBlerg> oh
<OmniBlerg> is that what carnal embrace means ?
<OmniBlerg> I thought it meant hugging beef.

<phigan> ana: did you go over the line?
<no_ana> i went over the line long ago
<Serpent> phigan: she went over the line 400lbs ago.

<meenk> when people speak to me I catalogue their flaws so I can tell them      
        about them when I tire of them

<fl0p> [aeonflux!aeonflux@uact.net] so what's up your ass this week?
<fl0p> carrots
<aeonflux> that's always fun
<aeonflux> they don't improve your vision from down there

<chmawd> shaman: they know your phone was just used to talk with a nigger
<Obi-Juan> chmawd: You dont talk with niggers, you talk at niggers.

<rhost_> Tired of sites claiming that they have underage nude girl pictures
         and preteens getting fucked?? If so, then you will love our nude
         underage picture site, because we tons of nude preteen pictures,
         lolita pictures, 14 year old girls nude and more.
(in fairness to rhost, he claims that this was an impersonator)

<Serpent> why don't you come with me little girl, on a magic carpet r1de
<no_ana> i think you may want to steam clean the carpets you find in #hack, if
	 you know what i mean

<no_ana> i heard a guy say "canada is like sex.  it's there but you never go
	 there" 
<S1nner> maybe u never go there
<S1nner> but i never leave

<max-q> rhost have u been jerking off lately?
<rhost> max, yeah
<rhost> and trying to look in the mirror as i did it
<rhost> its like watching another guy do it

<Kewloaa:#phreak> close, i am canadian
<Kewloaa:#phreak> no one in there right mind says there canadian

*Obi-Juan* I love ewe.
-> *Obi-Juan* you love ewes ?
-> *Obi-Juan* carnally ?
*Obi-Juan* no, I just want to have sex with them.  Not eat them.

<wr> we had some breast milk in a bottle and mike squirted pbxphreak with it
<wr> he was not happy

<rhost> this goes out to sinner, no_ana, serpent, et al... WHEN DID #PHREAK 
        TURN INTO #NARQS-R-FUCKING-US
<rhost> why am i even hearing this conversation between meenk and l4rry
<rhost> why is this happening here.. #phreak is about me hitting on no_ana and 
	sinner getting hardware from serpent

<_hi> hey rhost
<_hi> are u a phreak?
<rhost> hi, are you a faggot?
<_hi> do u know anything about phones?
<rhost> do you know anything about stopping your ass from bleeding?

<rhost> rob1n is so mannerfull, when she blows you, her little finger sticks
	out like shes drinking tea

<EightBall> cool, that means if the hippy gets anywhere near my vodka I can   
	    have major shoot him
<loq> major says he doesnt know what that means, but the guns are loaded

<littleboy> you dont put no money in you just get the rate for how much it cost
<style> r u black?
<Qytpo> haha.
<style> ld.so: fatal error: could not locate symbol 'quarter' in jew.so
<style> god dude, build a redbox

<Swern> if sex is a game then i was disqualified for cheating

*sdr* so whats up? college is cool. havent met one jewish chick yet

<dz> How many times did antix die in a car accident over the past year

*rob1n* hang on i'm going to bahb first, then i will do you

<sdr:#phreak> i heard you cant see yer penis when you bend over

<am|ty> everyone here knows i like windows
<am|ty> it's no secret

<max-q> my grandfather actually died in a concentration camp in WWII
<max-q> he fell off a guard tower

<angieb> OP ME
<angieb> i'm a grl!

<vamprella> I have pimples on my butt
<vamprella> Who cares about the #phreak lame ass quote file.

<zos> in new jersey, dragging a chick behind a pickup truck thro 50 miles of
      swampland is considered a "date rape drug"

<rh0st> "Bad zens! BAD! i said NO PEEING ON THE TOILET SEAT! DIDNT I? DIDNT
        I?"
<rh0st> oops
<rh0st> misfire
<rh0st> wrong window
<rh0st> wrong screen
<rh0st> wrong server

<meenk> aww ") you're licking up my apple snot, that's so sweet.

<av> kemo, you're gay?
<kemo> av: yes
<av> my god that rules

-> *rhost* you don't want to know what pinky did to cats.
-> *rhost* i believe this is why he cannot get laid.

<motion_> I've got a picture of my penis.
<motion_> Taken with a digital camera.
<motion_> Its not fully erected though.

*antix* give her a good fuck in the ass for me
*antix* oops!
*antix* hah
<no_ana> HAHAHAHAHAH
<rhost> [antix(eric@beyond.lame.net)] du0d i misfired that to ana
 
<rhost> its really too bad the only way i can get screwed by ana is via the 
	quotes file

<Tybalt> rhost
<Tybalt> go shave your ass crack
<rhost> tybalt gets hair in his teeth
 
<style> firebug was at the shrink like last week and they hypnotized him and
	found out that a 73 year old black woman molested him for six years
	since he was 2

<rhost> in honor of halloween
<rhost> i am leaving lots of zombie processes

<ip> sinner doesnt think people should give me accounts because he knows i 
     usually own the box in under 10 seconds if they do
<Sinner> unless you can own unix boxes with thedraw

<rhost> mmmmm, xanax..
<rhost> xanax makes you all dopey and high
<rhost> i used to abuse it
<firebug> i wish i had xanax, i would suck a nigger's dick for xanax

<Juliet> i hate it when i make up a code.. and i forget it

<Byron> man
<Byron> that was the last time for three years that I put on deodorant. 

<no_ana> devious- whoever he was talking to said that the only reason max-q's
         grandfather fell off the tower was because he was stoned by jews
<ophie> stoned on jews?
<ophie> you can smoke jews to get high?
<ophie> no wonder they burned them all, man.
<ophie> get the dope while the gettins good.

<ophie> you know what the funnest part about passing dead baby clots is ?

<s8nspawn> du0d im telling u  
<s8nspawn> gaybars r fun

<IronManX> ok ok
<IronManX> I live on irc
<IronManX> big deal

<chmawd>        THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
<chmawd>        1. His first name was Jesus
<chmawd>        2. He was always in trouble with the law
<chmawd>        3. His mother did not know who his father was

*** GIJEW is ~uriel@Apathy.Maimon.net (Uriel Maimon)
<no_ana> this is the first time I've seen someone with the nick of gijew
         who's actually a GI Jew

<GIJEW> wow
<GIJEW> I just realised what's missing
<GIJEW> noone's setting my teeth on edge
<GIJEW> where is rhost?!

<GIJEW> <ophie> stoned on jews?
<GIJEW> <ophie> you can smoke jews to get high?
<GIJEW> <ophie> no wonder they burned them all, man.
<GIJEW> <ophie> get the dope while the gettins good.
<GIJEW> that's not ver yfunny

<cr0wley:#phreak> sdr
<cr0wley:#phreak> i heard you cant get laid in college
<cr0wley:#phreak> thats pretty sad
<sdr:#phreak> i heard you cant see yer penis when you bend over

<SN> if you can't terrorize someone   
<SN> what fun is it?

<firebug:#phreak> thats kind of nifty, every time a chick sucks my dick
		  real good, it sickens me, cause i know shes good at it
		  cause shes a dirty slut

<JerryGarc:#hack> can someone help me spoof my ip?

<ruud> tits are nice
<ruud> but i dont think angie's tits can be 'used for that'
<ruud> if you know what i mean
<ruud> i cheqd

<Sinner> burglar dood
<Sinner> we all have real jobs
<Sinner> well
<Sinner> cept meenk
<Sinner> but her jobs important too

<amity> a deep rooted fear that your penis will get bitten off by the razor
        sharp teeth in your girlfreind's snatch

<ale1ster> im into that 'find a nice girl who's nice, smells good, isn't
           hard to look at, and treat her like a queen' thing
<zens> slawz
<zens> ur girl isnt hard to look at
<zens> in fact
<zens> you cant miss her
<ruud> h0h0h0

<s8nspawn> erikb iz a decrepit dice rolling d&d geek
<s8nspawn> before each c0n he has to roll for charisma and dexterity b4   
           thy will let him in the d00r

<sdr> im far from gay

<sdr> HOW AM I GAY?
<sdr> i think about having sex with chicks 24/7

<sdr> I think more about sex than anyone of you combined
<sdr> sex with chicks

<sdr> one day I will fuck a chick

[sdr(justin@bronski.fortinsky.wilkes.edu)] LOOK WHAT YOU STARTED ASSHOOLE
[sdr(justin@bronski.fortinsky.wilkes.edu)] YOU KNOW IM NOT GAY
[sdr(justin@bronski.fortinsky.wilkes.edu)] ACK
[sdr(justin@bronski.fortinsky.wilkes.edu)] YOU SUCK
[sdr(justin@bronski.fortinsky.wilkes.edu)] I HATE YOU NOW

<oghost> marauder needs to come in here and turn on the gay nick detector
<oghost> half the channel would evaporate

[sdr!justin@bronski.fortinsky.wilkes.edu] s8nspawn banned me a couple of days
	 ago for being jewish

<Obi-Juan> du0d, apes like it up the ass.  

<Devi0us_> wtf 
<Devi0us_> how am i supposed to brute force a key that's misspelled in french?

<antix> eye got 6 inchez sn1pped off

<Argh> I have landed, and been dumped, by more IRC girlies than any of you

<phelix> DON'T EVER eat jalepeno potato chips then pick your nose without
	 washing hands first.

<angiee> play with myself just isn't as fun as it used to be
<amity> that should be a quote
<angiee> no way
<angiee> add it and die

<Sinner> if chmawd cant get his smiley faces off of it
<Sinner> then nothing ever goes
<chmawd> i've tried to get those off for like a year now
<chmawd> no_Ana just wont budge
<chmawd> if you say something while intoxicated or under the influence of
	 alcohol
<chmawd> there should be a time limit for how long they stay in there
<chmawd> kind of like if you get caught drunk driving
<chmawd> they give you your license back after like 6 months

*ruud* mumu's are comfy
-> *ruud* hoaehoaheoh du0d
-> *ruud* how would you know if a mumu is comfy?
*ruud* nevermind
*ruud* i have to go now
*ruud* they look comfy
*ruud* is what i meant
-> *ruud* hoaeohaoehoaheohaoehoe
-> *ruud* hold on i have to edit the quote file
*ruud* no!

<cr0wley> which one of you fuckers sent me free samples of pantiehose

<zens> polder
<zens> DONT GIMME ANY SHIT FROSTY

[zens!zen@toyzwrkz.pr.mcs.net] du0d, I think this is really starting
to bother him :)
-> [zens] h4h4h eye kn0w
-> [zens] that 0nly makes me m0re interested
[zens!zen@toyzwrkz.pr.mcs.net] one of these days youre going to see
			       a "***Signoff: polder (ICE)"
[zens!zen@toyzwrkz.pr.mcs.net] and a few weeks later, ur gonna see a
wet eskimo at ur door with a half melted icicle
[zens!zen@toyzwrkz.pr.mcs.net] screaming in norweigan about how he
                               is going to kill you

<chris> SANTY CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
<Swern> no santa in canada
<Swern> you forgot to pay your christmas bill

<oghost> tsal
<oghost> you just infringed copyright
<tsal> oghost, did not
<oghost> there will be no pilfering of the quotes file for at least 15 years.
<tsal> DU0D
<tsal> WHAT ABOUT THE QUOTE FROM ME
<tsal> SOMEONE GREP THE QUOTES FILE FOR ME
<oghost> i don't care
<oghost> it's still pilfering
<tsal> NO
<tsal> DU0D
<oghost> reusing your own old quotes is lamer than reusing someone elses

<meenk> marry me, polder?
<polder> meenk: if you're a girl.

<zens> I just find it humorous that on the other side of a bunch of wire in
       norway, there is some red faced eskimo ranting about how he hates
       americans, and his parents are probably thinking about not letting him
       use the computer anymore because of how irate he gets every time he 
       uses it
<zens> I bet they wont even give him the keys to the sled for a whole week
       because he threw the keyboard across the igloo

<amity> i have never netsexed and i would rather poke my eyes out with    
	toothpicks than ever do it

<zens> fucking shit this dog will not quit farting

<Sinner> whats the difference between a slut and a bitch
<Sinner> a slut fucks everyone
<Sinner> and a bitch fucks everyone but you
<no_ana> what does that make you, sinner?
<Sinner> me? im just a whacker in the sperm bank of life

<money> i hafto dos this whore so i can call her on the fone
<meenk> what the menz will do for phonesex

<style> whatever i fuckin' love windows

<Klingrrl> I must remain pure and virginal
<Klingrrl> noone may have me
<Klingrrl> unless it's phone sex or con-time .
<Klingrrl> you wanted to touch my breast
<Klingrrl> I'm going to cry and then I'm going to go kill myself

<ruud> man, warm calf liver in a sock 
<ruud> is just about the closest thing to pussy i have found

<Klinger> if I had a lobotomy I'd be sdr.

<zens> you know
<zens> if all you dumbasses got together
<zens> and put ur collective stupidity into a large pot
<zens> and boiled it
<zens> YOU WOULD END UP WITH A BIG FUCKING POT OF BOILED STUPIDITY

*DaReOnE(tony@sji-ca3-182.ix.netcom.com)* i aint as dumb as a sound heh ....i
         just not to inlightened on some stuff

<DataRucku> no_ana your u4ea right?


<fib> where do you live, pzn
<fib> edmonton or calgary
<fib> i think i remember you from #edmonton
<pzn> fib, please don't speak to me.
<fib> does it make you uncomfortable
<fib> i can understand how you might be embarrased about #edmonton
<fib> i apologize for bringing it up

*g0ne* in the event that you die or break your fingers I will take over
       #phreak quotes hehe
*g0ne* because god know chuck is busy

*** Signoff: no_ana (Leaving)
*** no_ana (ana@phreak.org) joined channel #phreak
<no_ana> argh
<no_ana> killed the wrong process

<ouelette> I am itching to look at my hole
[ouelette == meenk] 

*** Topic set for #deaf by Fag_Love on
*** #deaf 914152234
<zens> NE1 2 TRADE MP3's??????????
<login> This is a Deaf channel!
<login> Deaf do not hear MP3's
<zens> I KNOW!
<zens> THATS WHY ITS SO FUNNY!
<zens> HA HA HA
<zens> ELL OHH ELL
<zens> ROFLMAO
<zens> HA HA
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    hearth, and home.)
*** #deaf Sorry, cannot join channel. (Banned from channel)

<g0ne_> bitch I was in the scene when you were in diapers

<aex> i see quite a few people i know on this 'sexchart..
<aex> i am afeared.
<br1> > aex, what do you say you get your name next to sue_white?

<br1> i needed to measure my apartment the other day
<br1> and all i had was one dead jew!

*polder_* du0d i just stuck some carrotz up my butt

<par> calls calls calls from the publiiiiiiiiiic
<efpee> conf me
<no_ana> du0d
<efpee> du0d
<no_ana> you have an ear for confs like a black man has a boner for kevin
         bacon

<Sinner> this shit finally worked
<Sinner> god damnit
<no_ana> sinner, are you taking laxatives again
<Sinner> heh

[slawz(chitlins@west.philly.ghetto.org)] i have to remind myself time
       and time again never to ask you questions because you make me feel 
       stupid and im really not

[polder(polder@phobic.net)] I DONT KNOW
[polder(polder@phobic.net)] NOR DO I GIVE A FUCK
[polder(polder@phobic.net)] GO PLAY WITH DEVI0US SINCE HE OBVIOUSLY
       HAS ROOTED YOUR BRAIN
-> (-[polder]-) huhh?
[polder(polder@phobic.net)] oopz. wrong window.

<polder> do you have a big cock?
<sdr> polder: stop being gay =/
<zens> du0d, im hung like a mouse
<polder> im just curious
<polder> :(
<sdr> you are learning too much english now

<sdr> I dont own a windows machine
<sdr> id like too
<style> shh, you can't say that in here, it's like saying you're a jew in a
        room full of nazis

<amity> i have a pic of meenk's pussy
<SWinder> who doesn't?
<sdr> half of #hack/#phrack has touched her pussy

<zens/#hack> but having your irc session look like a TheDraw core dump
      sucks

<no_ana> thomas, do you know what an afro is?
<thomas___> Afro people are that black people destroying america?
<Alatar> hahaha
<Alatar> no, those are niggers

<angieb> whoa
<angieb> MY BUTT IS TOO BIG FOR THIS BIKINI

<meenk> EXCUSE ME, DO I GIVE GOOD HEAD?
<meenk> ANYONE?
<dpx> YES!
<par_> meenk, i haven['t heard anyhthing
<par_> and u have yet to blow me

<ju4n> and why people would think that I would choose angieb of all
       people to rape is beyond me
<ju4n> Why would I rape an irc.whore
<ju4n> I could get her to fuck me consentually if I wanted

<Chunkie> dhate i dont think that your a christian are you

<x0x> argv needs radiofrequency thermocoagulation of her C2 dorsal root
      ganglia
<x0x> and i am just the dr. jeckle type motherfucker to do it

<led_> x0x, where is all that anger coming from
<x0x> led: ARE YOU FUCKING DENYING THAT YOU SUCK DICKS?
<led_> x0x, please, no caps
<dono> haha
<ken> HAHAHAHA
<no_ana> heh
<x0x> oh ok
<led_> x0x,  what makes you say I suck dicks?
<x0x> led_: BECAUSE I SAW YOU SUCKING DICKS
<led_> I have a question abou tunix
<x0x> led because yer funny
<x0x> i am
<x0x> going to
<x0x> let you stay
<led_> oh ok
<led_> thank you for that
<led_> I thought this was a help channel

<Giftlover:#hack> anybody have pass opener? i mean a tool that replaces ***
                  for a real pass / or something like that