<pm> The path of the righteous packet is beset on all sides by the inequities of bandwidth providers and the tyranny of evil operating systems. Blessed is he who in the name of uptime and availability shepherds applications through the datacenter of darkness. For he is truly his PM's keeper, and the finder of lost admins. And we will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious anger those who attempt to steal the addresses of router interfaces. And you will know our name is netops, when we blackhole thy traffic.